Barmaid. “Tea, Sir?”

Mr. Boozy. “Tea!!! ME!!!!”

A EUPHEMISM.

Coster (to acquaintance, who has been away for some months). “Wot are yer bin doin’ all this time?”

Bill Robbins (who has been “doing time”). “Oh, I’ve bin Wheelin’ a bit, Ole Man—Wheelin’ a bit!”

RATHER DIFFICULT FOR HIM.

Jones. “I am never at a loss in conversation.”

His Fair Hostess. “But surely, Mr. Jones, there must be some subjects you don’t understand. What do you do then?”