Sol Jacobs (to his friend the proprietor of the boat who has fallen overboard, and has come to the surface for the second time).—“I thay, Ikey, if yer don’t come up again may I keep the Boat?”


Within and Without the Ghetto

“What ’ave you got in dem boddles, Ikey?”

“Dem ain’t boddles, dem’s fire extinguishers.”

“Garn, you ain’t afraid of a bit of a fire.”

“No, but I gets ten per cent, off the Insurance Company for having dem about.”

“What’s in ’em.”