“I don’t know what was in ’em but there’s kerosene in ’em now!”


Within and Without the Ghetto

“I must congratulate you, Mothes, dot vos a grandt fire of yours last Tuesday.”

“Vat yer mean?—Not last Tuesday, next Tuesday.”


Within and Without the Ghetto

Moses (generously).—“’Ave a Thigar, Ikey?”