Amateur weight-lifter (rather proud that his fame has spread so far).—“Well, yes, my friend. I do a little in that way.”
Inhabitant.—“I’ll lay thee a fiver, I’ll put thee on thy back in t’ muck.”
On the Country Side
Lodging-House Keeper (to Professional Lady).—“Which my ’usband, Miss, is one of the Virgins at the Cathedral!”
On the Country Side
“I heard as how you’ve been fighting with Bob Smith?”