“Yus. He said my Sister was cross-eyed.”
“But you haven’t got a Sister?”
“I know that. It was the Principle o’ the thing that upset Me.”
On the Country Side
Stout Party.—“And can’t I get to X —— without walking?”
Porter.—“Well, there’s the Coal Train, Mum.”
Stout Party.—“How Much will it cost Me?”
Porter.—“Seven Shillings a Ton!”