“Yus. He said my Sister was cross-eyed.”

“But you haven’t got a Sister?”

“I know that. It was the Principle o’ the thing that upset Me.”


On the Country Side

Stout Party.—“And can’t I get to X —— without walking?”

Porter.—“Well, there’s the Coal Train, Mum.”

Stout Party.—“How Much will it cost Me?”

Porter.—“Seven Shillings a Ton!”