(Air: I Want to Be Back Home in Dixie)
I want to be, I want to be, I want to be at least a Colonel,
Have the Majors handing me salutes, and a man to black my boots.
I want to be, I want to be, at least a Colonel, C-O-L-O-N-E-L,
Hold down a desk and give the captains Hell.
I want to be, I want to be, I want to be a Colonel now!
I WANT TO BE A DOUGHBOY
(Air: I Want to Be a Yale Boy)
I want to be a doughboy,
Doughboy tried and true;
I want to be a doughboy,
With a hat cord of baby blue.
I want to be a doughboy,
Do as the doughboys do;
So, papa, if I can
When I get to be a man,
I want to be a doughboy, too.