If a man wants to make a fool of himself he can find many opportunities, but the surest way is over a woman.
Men and women both agree that it is inadvisable to live without each other and impossible to live with each other.
Whether a married man pities or envies his bachelor friends depends entirely upon how long he has been married.
If a man really wants to start something with himself, let him try to love a woman just as a woman wants to be loved.
The best way to find out what a girl who is in love with a man thinks of woman suffrage is to find out what he thinks.
A man may escape the measles, or automobiles, or even being indicted, but no man has ever been known to escape a widow.
No woman ever told a man she hated him without meaning it; some women have told men they loved them and meant it.
Rather than a man should be right and belong to another woman, a woman would have him wrong and belong to her.
The reason widows are so attractive to men is because they will allow themselves to be taught things they already know too well.
A girl will gaze for three hours and a half at the moon and then wonder why she hasn’t time to sew a button on her brother’s vest.