The happiest man is he who will take a woman’s protestations like he does a dose of medicine—with celestial faith in the giver.
When a woman fails to see an opportunity to be generous to another woman it is not necessarily a sign of defective eye-sight.
Don’t misunderstand a man when he tells a woman she is sweet enough to eat—maybe he is thinking of the forthcoming restaurant-check.
Between the ages of sixteen and thirty a woman is a general practitioner in the field of love; after that she is satisfied to become a specialist.
A man is willing to worship at the shrine of a woman with whom he is in love until he meets another woman—then he changes his religion.
The question will never be settled between women as to which will win a man quicker, a pair of silk stockings or an ability to bake a good cake.
If ever the fact that there are no marriages in Heaven is generally believed by women, half of the preachers will be obliged to seek other employment.
If a woman were obliged to express a preference, she would choose the man who pleases but does not love, to the man who loves but does not please, her.
Women are said to be more “clean-minded” than men. Men might meet feminine competition if they resorted to the stratagem of changing their minds as often.
The greatest disappointment after marriage comes to a man when he realizes that his wife does not look like the models in the shop windows during a white-goods sale.