In very many cases that men declaim.

If a bunch of grafters wish to float a deal,

Say in baking powder, wheat, or oat meal;

First the public pulse they scientifically feel,

To discover signs of fever germs in foods,

We’ve been eating, and such other goods

Of the same kinds we’ve bought all our lives,

And from which others are supporting wives,

And children as they’ve done all their lives.

Of course their doctor this pulse carefully felt,