And discovered that germ tracks were smelt

In most of the stuff we put in our pelt.

He discovered too that alum would

Dry up the diaphragm if used in food.

Also that certain foods contained sand,

That might get into the public craw, and

Brace them up too much to patriotically vote

For such a pure food law as they’d like to float.

So after their analysis was properly wrote,

They get their pure food law nicely framed up