When inquiry is made as to what church you go,

If you don’t go to any, just say so;

Don’t pretend that you go to different ones

“You know.”

If you’re running a bank and get short on cash

Where to extend accommodation might cause a smash,

Don’t squint your goggled eyes and look wise,

And claim that you’re moving the crop, otherwise,

You’d be too glad to take a loan of that size.

When you are specially invited to play or sing,