When inquiry is made as to what church you go,
If you don’t go to any, just say so;
Don’t pretend that you go to different ones
“You know.”
If you’re running a bank and get short on cash
Where to extend accommodation might cause a smash,
Don’t squint your goggled eyes and look wise,
And claim that you’re moving the crop, otherwise,
You’d be too glad to take a loan of that size.
When you are specially invited to play or sing,