And are pining to hear your own piano ring

Don’t say that you’re out of practice here of late,

When you’ve done nothing but practice for that date.

If some one cordially asks you to have a drink,

Don’t tell him that you, yourself, was on the brink

Of inviting him with you in a social glass to link.

When you have old clothes lying on the floor

That you are about to hand over to the poor,

Don’t pretend that you’ve them simply outgrown,

When in the rag-bag they’ve actually been thrown.