[You would gladly change places with the most lawless of God's creatures.]

[I am mortified to discover that the unpleasant looking man is none other than myself.]

["I can remember you when you were that high"]

[She would turn away and bite her lip.]

["Listen Ed! This is how it goes!"]

[They intimate that I had better take my few pennies and run 'round the corner to some little haberdashery.]

[I thank them and walk in to the nearest dining-room table.]

["Why didn't you tell us that you were reading a paper on birth control?"]

[pg 003]