"That's nothing. Steve had a friend up the lake who had a launch—"
"—and everyday there was something doing over at the Casino—"
"—and you ought to have seen Miriam, she was a sight—"
Pretty soon they come to blows trying to make each other listen. The only trouble is they never quite kill each other. If only one could be killed it would be a great help.
The next ban on immigration should be on returning vacationists. Have government officials stationed in each city and keep everyone out who won't give a bond to shut up and go right to work.[pg 174]
XXXIV—ANIMAL STORIES - I
How Georgie Dog Gets the Rubbers on the Guest Room Bed
Old Mother Nature gathered all her little pupils about her for the daily lesson in "How the Animals Do the Things They Do." Every day Waldo Lizard, Edna Elephant and Lawrence Walrus came to Mother Nature's school, and there learned all about the useless feats performed by their brother and sister animals.