Well, you 've improved the classic by romance.
Queer reading! Verse with parenthetic prose—
'Hail, calm acclivity, salubrious spot!'
(Three-two fives) 'life how profitably spent'
(Five-naught, five-nine fives) 'yonder humble cot,'
(More and more naughts and fives) 'in mild content;
And did my feelings find the natural vent
In friendship and in love, how blest my lot!'
Then follow the dread figures—five! 'Content?'
That 's appetite! Are you content as he—