Simpkin the sonneteer? Ten thousand pounds

Give point to his effusion—by so much

Leave me the richer and the poorer you

After our night's play; who 's content the most,

If, you, or Simpkin?"

So the polished snob.

The elder man, refinement every inch

From brow to boot-end, quietly replies:

"Simpkin 's no name I know. I had my whim."

"Ay, had you! And such things make friendship thick.