A drunken man’s breath is preferable to the wagging tongue of a gossip.
Any man could live with a woman who has the patience to bathe in a wash tub twenty-one inches in diameter for seventeen years without complaining.
Marry in haste and repent in alimony.
It’s a sad fact that many a man has missed his calling and there is elegant material for day laborers among the professions and vice versa.
If it wasn’t for $$$ a great many people would be wearing the stripes.