Some men are so economical they go without socks to buy whiskey.


If some women were better cooks there would be less dyspepsia and fewer divorces.


If too many cooks spoil the broth, could too many church denominations spoil the man?


The longer you use the Christ-like religion the better you like it and the better it makes you.


The man who makes careless remarks about women does not possess the fine attributes of a gentleman.