"The Feudal System lies between the Humber and the Thames."
"Caractacus was a Roman Emperor who had conquered Britain. He had to abandon it shortly afterwards because it was overrun by the Picts and the Scots."
"The principal products of Kent are Archbishops at Canterbury."
"The chief clause in Magna Charta was that no free man should be put to death or imprisoned without his own consent."
"What and where are the Pyramids?" "The Pyramids is a kind of night-lights as is generally used in the bed-rooms, but you can get Clark's as well."
"Where were the Kings of England crowned?" "On their heads."
"What were the most important Feudal dues?" "Friendship, courtship, marriage."
"What do you know of Dermot?" "Dermot's daughter married Magna Charta. Dermot himself married Strongbow."
"What do you know of Dryden and Buckingham?" "Dryden and Buckingham were at first friends, but soon became contemporaries."