"Tickuts!" returned the conductor without interest.

"I haven't a ticket; I'll pay——"

"Sure," said the conductor; "vere you ged owid?"

"What?"

"Vere do you ged owid?"

"Oh, where do I get out? I'm going to Beverly——"

"Peverly? Sefenty-vive cends."

"Not to Peverly, to Beverly——"

"Yaw, Peverly——"

"No, no; Beverly! not Peverly——"