To hook the first poor chap that she can land;

And one night, when I got to tellin’ ma

How sweet she was—I mean the operator—

The more I tried to praise her up I saw

The more it kind of seemed to make ma hate ’er.

Ma says they’re all a schemin’ lot, who fix

Themselves up nice to fool the Toms and Dicks

And Harrys that don’t know enough to run:

You’d think, to hear her talk, that all they done

Was try to catch the boys by foxy tricks.