I don’t see why ma runs them down that way;

She used to be a girl herself, one day.

Mike says that when a woman’s married, though,

She never wants the rest that ain’t been took

To ever stand a chance or have a show

To ever get a nibble at the hook.

XVI.

THE other day we had excitement here;

The news-stand caught afire, and I thought

I’d be heroic Johnny-on-the-spot;