Mother, noun; a female progenitor; a term often employed by the older poets in connection with the ideas of love, sacrifice, and holiness, but now delicately described by writers of the Harper's Weekly temperament as being synonymous with cow.
Eugenics, noun; a condition of intense excitement over the future of the human race among those who are doing nothing to perpetuate it.
Literature, noun; see Sex; White Slave.
Drama, noun; see Sex; White Slave.
Punch, noun; see Drama; Literature; Magazine Advertising.
Adenoids, noun; something that is cut out of children.
Social-mindedness, noun; something that is injected into children.
II. GEOGRAPHY
Argentina; where the tango comes from.