Russia; where Anna Pavlova and ritual murder trials come from.
Persia; where the harem skirt comes from, and other fashions eagerly embraced by a generation which insists that woman shall no longer be man's chattel and plaything.
America; where the profits of all-night restaurants in Montmartre come from.
Assyria, Babylonia, Egypt, Peru, Yucatan, Patagonia; where the decorations for Broadway lobster-palaces come from.
Equator; the earth's waistline, unfashionably located in the same place year after year.
Tenderloin; where the world's wisdom comes from.
Cambridge, New Haven, Princeton, Morningside Heights; the sites of once celebrated educational institutions whose functions have now been taken over by theatre managers on Broadway.
Underworld; the world now uppermost.
Mountain; a rugged elevation of the earth's surface which comes to every self-constituted little prophet when he snaps his fingers.
Sea; where we are all at.