Or else a dainty lavender with red congestive spots—
In short, there is no color, hue, or shade you could suggest
That doesn't in due time occur in a Will J. Davis vest.
Now William is not handsome—he's told he's just like me.
And in one respect I think he is, for he's as good as good can be!
Yet, while I find my chances with the girls are precious slim,
The women-folks go wildly galivanting after him:
And after serious study of the problem I have guessed
That the secret of this frenzy is the Will J. Davis vest.
I've stood in Colorado and looked on peaks of snow