While prisoned torrents made their moan two thousand feet below:

The Simplon pass and prodigies Vesuvian have I done,

And gazed in rock-bound Norway upon the midnight sun—

Yet at no time such wonderment, such transports filled my breast

As when I fixed my orbs upon a Will J. Davis vest.

All vainly have I hunted this worldly sphere around

For a waistcoat like that waistcoat, but that waistcoat can't be found!

The Frenchman shrugs his shoulders and the German answers "nein,"

When I try the haberdasheries on the Seine and on the Rhine,

And the truckling British tradesman having trotted out his best