We fleeced them a’ as clean and as bare
As was ever a sheep or a lamb oh!
Chorus—A’ for the barrin’ o’ oor door, &c.
But when we found they meant to use
The knowledge for which they had paid oh!
And on the trade o’ us medical men
Micht mak’ a furious raid oh!
Chorus—We began the barrin’ o’ oor door, &c.
Hech, sirs, tae drive thae women awa’
Was a job baith sair and teuch, sirs;