It gied Sir Robert and Andrew Wood

Vexation and bother eneuch, sirs.

Chorus—Did the barrin’ o’ oor door, &c.

Oor students got up a bonny bit mob

To gie the ladies a fright, sirs;

Wi’ physical force, Young Physic did wark,

Tae get us oot o’ oor plight, sirs.

Chorus—And help the barrin’ o’ oor door, &c.

We frightened the douce Infirmary folks

W’ stories o’ classes mixed, sirs;