They werena just true—but what o’ that?

We a’ hae oor ain trade tricks, sirs.

Chorus—For the barrin’ o’ oor door, &c.

Scandals we spread owre a’ the toon

Against the ladies’ guid fame, sirs;

We drove them frae the Infirmary gate,

Though some citizen fools cried “Shame,” sirs.

Chorus—For the barrin’ o’ oor door, &c.

But they lived a’ scurrilous scandals doon

Wi’ true feminine perversity—