I shan't mind the least if some
People think you're deaf and dumb.
If with questions you are pestered
By the Press for news athirst,
Do not risk replying till you've
Wired home for instructions first.
Heaven knows what might occur
If you answered "on the spur."
E.G.: "Why bring re-made soldiers
On your diplomatic stunt?"
Should the ready lie elude you
Give a non-committal grunt,
Or remark with pungent wit
"Miles nascitur non fit."