(Note: for General T. Bridges—
Please observe a strict disguise;
Don't appear in medalled khaki
Or regard their martial cries.
If they cap you, don't salute;
If they challenge you, don't shoot.)
Should they ask if England's starving,
You may answer, "Look at me,
Do I seem emaciated
Or in need of sympathy?"
If you have the indigestion,
Ask for notice of the question.
Very possibly they'll ask you
"What is happening in Greece?"
"What about the Spring Offensive?"
Or what day the war will cease.