ALCOHOL is not a good preservative of grey matter.
SOCIETY says, if you have come into money you can come in anywhere.
BECAUSE she is up-to-date you must not count on a woman being up to time.
‘PLATONIC friendship’ is the story a woman puts up to a man before, and to the world afterwards.
MARRIAGE is a woman’s entry into and a man’s exit from life—that is, officially.
IT IS a funny thing that a man always has to tell a woman that he loves her while everyone else knows it without being told.
SO MANY more people are capable of being loved than are capable of loving.
LOVE affairs are all alike, it is only the lovers who are different.
HAVING what you want is not nearly so interesting as getting what you want.
THERE are two sorts of men, those who are constant in love and those who are constantly in love—and perhaps the first don’t exist.