IF YOU don’t want tummy-ache don’t eat unripe fruit; and if you don’t want heartache don’t marry a young man.
THERE is only one temptation in the world that it is worth while resisting and that is—spring onions.
MONEY talks, and the larger the means the clearer the meaning.
MOST WOMEN if they had to choose would ask for a clear complexion in preference to a clear conscience.
ONE may get what one deserves but seldom what one is promised.
THE WOMAN who has never deceived her husband must have an extraordinarily acute husband.
THE only time a thing is really worth doing is for the first time and for the last time.
THE education system must be all wrong. What sort of use is Latin to a young man on his first trip to Paris? You can’t get much for’arder with a living woman by being familiar with a dead tongue.
IF A WOMAN is young and pretty and fascinating, the world of men will forgive her anything—and see to it that there is everything to forgive.