EVERY woman should be an édition de luxe of herself.
THE one woman in the world who could make a man of a fool, a home of a house, and a romance of a marriage probably wears glasses and jaeger and so never gets a chance.
IT IS MORE or less true that an attractive woman has no friends. The men are more and the women less.
WHAT a lovely world it would be if one could recover the money and the love and the time one has misspent.
MEN will pretend to understand things that they don’t and women will pretend not to understand things that they do.
IF MEN could read women’s thoughts publishers would die of starvation.
A MAN keeps a woman’s love by making promises he can’t keep; a woman keeps a man’s love by refusing to make promises she can keep.
THEY say that one way to continue to enjoy dinners for two after marriage is to have breakfast for one.
MANY women who look ripe are rotten at core.
ONE is forgotten even sooner when one is alive than when one is dead.