IF YOU don’t tell a woman she will find out; and if you do tell a woman you’re a fool.
THE man who cannot make a mistake never tried.
A WOMAN likes the things her lover likes, but loathes the things he loves.
A WOMAN may weigh thirteen stone and still love lightly.
EVERYTHING depends upon position—even in the matter of adipose tissue.
IT DOES not matter that a kiss is ill-timed if it is well placed.
FLIRTATION is the froth on top of the wine of love.
MOST women’s ideas are better than their morals.
SOME women’s love stories are not even founded on fact.
I WONDER who suggested an apron string as the one to which a woman ties a man? In reality she would probably use a pink ribbon.