LIFE is a guessing competition and the men who guess right become millionaires or misogynists.
WOMEN are reputed to be able to do or undo anything with a hair pin. Some of them can do quite a lot without one.
THERE is all the difference in the world between being left by oneself and being left by someone else.
ALL WOMEN want real love, but their passion for bargains leads them to accept cheap imitations.
WHAT a woman’s eyes tell a man, and what his own eyes tell him is all he can ever hope to know about her.
A MAN sometimes wants to be alone to be alone, but if a woman wants to be alone it is to be alone with someone.
EVERYONE has his own particular way of making an ass of himself and if your method is peculiar enough you are snap-shotted for the halfpenny press—and that is fame.
IT IS the most difficult thing in the world to attract the attention of a crowd, it is always so absolutely intent on the man who is trying to escape its attention.
IF YOU can’t get rid of a man any other way—marry him.
IF YOU want people to take your hand put it in your pocket.