"The name of Cæsar's wife was Cæsarea. She was above suspicion."—Small Boy's History Paper.
EXCUSED!
Teacher: "Why did you stay away yesterday, Jimmy?"
Jimmy: "Please, sir, muvver's ill!"
Teacher: "Oh! that's bad! What does the doctor say it is?"
Jimmy: "Please, sir, he says it's a girl!"
Fond Mother: "Charley, do you know God's other name?"
Charley: "Yes, mamma, we learnt it to-day. Harold be Thy name!"