Parental Note: "Dear Sir,—Don't hit our Johnny. We never do it at home except in self-defence!"
Head Master: "How did God bless Abraham?"
Small Boy (in whose home there has just been a Double Event): "By giving him only one baby at a time!"
Mistress: "Why is a motor-car called 'She'?"
Small Boy: "Because it is driven by a man!"
Teacher: "Now, Frank, if you are not a good boy you won't go to heaven."