Frank: "Oh, well! I went with father in Mr. B.'s yacht, and I went to the circus. A little boy can't expect to go everywhere!"
H.M. Inspector: "If I dig right down through the earth, where shall I come to?"
Small Boy (who has been commended at the Diocesan Examination): "The devil and all his works!"
Teacher: "What is a Mediator?"
Small Boy: "A chap who says hit me instead!"
JUVENILE COMPLAINTS.