Teacher: "What is luke-warm water?"
Small Girl: "Water that lukes warm but isn't!"
Teacher: "Now, little ones, you can take off your warm overcoats. Can the bear take his off?"
Little Ones: "No, miss!"
Teacher: "Why not?"
Delighted Little One: "Because only God knows where the buttons are!"
"The anshent Britons painted themselves all over blue with the juce obtained from the tree o nolledge of Good and Evil."—From Harry's Composition Exercise.