Teacher: "What is a widow?"
Little Girl: "A lady what marries the lodger!"
Teacher: "What is this?"
Young Hopeful: "A picture of a monkey."
Teacher: "Can any child tell me what a monkey can do?"
Young Hopeful: "Please, teacher, a monkey can climb up a tree."
Teacher: "Yes, and what else can a monkey do?"
Young Hopeful: "Please, teacher, climb down again!"