Boy (reading): "She threw herself into the river. Her husband, horror-stricken, rushed to the bank——"
Teacher (interposing): "What did he run to the bank for?"
Boy: "To get the insurance money!"
H.M. Inspector: "If twenty feet of an iceberg be above the water, about how much is below the water?"
Jim: "All the rest!"
Tommy: "Mamma, who made the lions and the elephants?"
Mamma: "God, my dear."