And you are going to make the satisfaction just a leetle Mutual; Sir, indeed we ought to thank you very much; Said a new and most impertinent Essence, who appeared, somewhat prematurely, to have made up his mind, and so settled the question out of hand.
What do you mean, Sir. We don't require your interference said "Somebody" (who couldn't encourage that sort of thing). I see they forgot the Doctor, and no doubt your Wife will go to church. Yes, that sort of thing does cost something, and you couldn't very well stop her, no, no. And I see you never spend any money for Conveyance, and you never have any recreation, or change of air; nothing to help through the dismal monotony of your 12 days holiday in November or February and you can't even afford "8 hours at the Sea Side" for the Wife and little ones. In fact you've no money. no comfort! no Pipe! no Glass! no music! no Paper! no nothing.
Well!!! said "Somebody" you're an Extraordinary Man—but I don't believe you—Now I can understand this. You cannot afford any of these things, that is clear. But Human Nature is frail, and Alas! B.C.s are but Human. Come, Sir confess at least to some of these iniquities, and then—What is the consequence?
Why 50 per cent of you get into debt, and you know it Said "Somebody" do you think you can decieve me? Why its clear that if you will really make out a list of The Butcher, The Baker, The Water rate, The Poor Rate!! and the Income Tax (every penny—poor devil) and all the other luxuries in which you indulge. Why both ends can't meet