A knot of bumpkins stood to chat

Of that and this, and this and that;

What people said of Polly Hatch—

Which side had won the-cricket match;

And who was cotch'd, and who was bowl'd;—

How barley, beans, and 'taters sold—

What men could swallow at a meal—

When Bumpstead Youths would ring a peal—

And who was taken off to jail—

And where they brew'd the strongest ale—