At last this question they address,

"What's Agricultural Distress?"

HODGE.

"For my peart, it's a thought o' mine,

It be the fancy farming line,

Like yonder gemman,—him I mean,

As took the Willa nigh the Green,—

And turn'd his cattle in the wheat;

And gave his porkers hay to eat;

And sent his footman up to town,