HOTEL D'ALBE, Av. Champs-Elysées &
Avenue de l'Alma, Paris.
PATRONISED BY AMERICANS.
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ONE EYE IS NOT TRUE BLUE.
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So a Hoosier Patriot Tries to
Return It to Berlin.
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Paul Gary of Anderson, Indiana, is all American, with the exception of a glass eye. The substitute optic is alien. Gary tried to enlist in the U. S. Marine Corps at their recruiting station in Louisville, Ky., but was rejected when his infirmity was discovered by Sergeant G. C. Wright.
"Didn't you know that the loss of an eye would prevent your enlisting?" asked the sergeant.
"I thought it might," explained Gary, "but this glass blinker is the only part of me that was made in Germany, and I want to take it back."
He was advised to mail it.
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QUITE RIGHT.
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"Do you suffer from headaches?" queried the M. O.
"Certainly I do," rejoined the hurried infantry officer. "If I enjoyed them as I do whisky and soda, I wouldn't have consulted you!"—Aussie, the Australian Soldiers' Magazine.
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