I was an ass and he was an ass,

In this city by the sea;

But we ground in a way which was more than a grind,

I and Andrew M'Crie;

In a way that the idle semis next door

Declared was shameful to see.

And this was the reason that, one dark night,

In this city by the sea,

A stone flew in at the window, hitting

The milk-jug and Andrew M'Crie.