And once some low-bred tertians came,

And bore him away from me,

And shoved him into a private house

Where the people were having tea.

Professors, not half so well up in their work,

Went envying him and me—

Yes!—that was the reason, I always thought

(And Andrew agreed with me),

Why they ploughed us both at the end of the year,

Chilling and killing poor Andrew M'Crie.