Obscure philosophy's enchanting light!

Until the public, 'wildered as they read,

Believed they saw that which was not in sight—

Of course 'twas not for me to set them right;

For in my nether heart convinced I am,

Philosophy's as good as any other bam.

Novels three-volumed I shall write no more—

Somehow or other now they will not sell;

And to invent new passions is a bore—

I find the Magazines pay quite as well.