With neither steam nor sand;

"Star-Spangled Banner" downs me

Right in my wildest screaming,

I start all right, but dumbly come

To voiceless wreck at "streaming."

So when I sing the old songs,

Don't murmur or complain

If "Ti, diddy ah da, tum dum"

Should fill the sweetest strain.

I love "Tolly um dum di do,"